i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
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Pens celebrate - PIT/OTT - Game 4
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this was like two years ago
but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly
one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was
“MY CEREAL!!!”
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team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
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it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn
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Are you fucking kidding me
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1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER
1324 is not in order Matt
ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Science
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heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)
thundershowers (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧
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