Light ‘em up up up boys

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macarena-of-time:

i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis

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Pens celebrate - PIT/OTT - Game 4

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tomlinsen:

this was like two years ago

but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly

one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was

“MY CEREAL!!!”

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shutupaubrey:

team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”

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hungarian:

it’d be cool to speak like 20 different languages & keep it a secret from everyone & then during a time of crisis, u could speak some fluent russian to some russian guy holding a gun to your head & all your friends will be like daaamn

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becominginspired:

Are you fucking kidding me

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emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

emporbooty:

gamblingemperor:

1324 FOLLOWERS IM LAUGHING SO HARD ITS IN ORDER

1324 is not in order Matt

ITS 2 AM AND IM NOT EVEN GOOD AT SCIENCE IN THE FIRST PLACE

Science

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lolzpicx:

Gordon Ramsay

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grargll:

light rain (◡‿◡✿)

heavy rain (◕‿◕✿)

thundershowers (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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beyoncebeytwice:

is everything expensive or am i just poor

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